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Elizabeth Morgan  

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Journal Entry: Wed Apr 2, 2008, 2:53 PM
+) The nose pad of a cat is ridged in a pattern that is unique, just like the fingerprint of a human.

+) 25% of cat owners blow dry their cats hair after a bath.

+) In 1952, a Texas Tabby named Dusty set the record by having more than 420 kittens before having her last litter at age 18.

+) A cat who rolls over and exposes its stomach to you, feel very safe and secure around you. They are also letting you know that they enjoy your company.

+) 30% of a cat's waking hours are spent on grooming.

+) Cat's bite out of pleasure as well, so when your done petting your cat, if he/she bites you, it may not be a negative response.

+) 80% of all cats, big and small, have the same reaction to catnip, due to their feline genes. Cats that are younger than 6 months and tigers however, do not react to catnip.

+) Killing a cat was punishable by death in ancient Egypt.

+) Pet owners live longer, happier lives with less stress and less heart attacks.

+) The fumes from moth balls destroy a cat's liver cells. Use cedar in your closet instead.

+) Egyptians shaved their eyebrows as a sign of mourning when they lost a beloved cat.

+) In an average year, American cat owners spend $2.15 billion on cat food and $295 million on kitty litter.

+) It costs $7000 to care for one household cat over its lifetime. This covers only the necessities; the pampered pet will carry a higher price.

+) Each year Americans spend four billion dollars on cat food. That's one billion dollars more than they spend on baby food!

+) An adult cat has 32 teeth.

+) If you can't feel your cat's ribs, it's too heavy.

+) 95% of all cat owners admit they talk to their cats.

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Devious Information

  • Current Age: Sixteen
  • Current Residence: Your imagination
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium
  • Interests: School, electives, skateboarding, rollerblading, art, reading, movies, friends, video games
  • Favourite movie: 80s-90s
  • Favourite genre of music: All except most country
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: CD player, old school
  • Favourite game: World of Warcraft
  • Favourite cartoon character: Peter from Family Guy, Cartmen from South Park
  • Personal Quote: We are everyday angels
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil

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=zacthetoad:iconzacthetoad: 3 days 22 hours ago
How can an orgasm be evil? :slow:

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Pigs Don't Fly
=Abfc:iconAbfc: 5 days 1 hour ago
:salute:

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Faith in Humanity Points: -1921/365
Since May 1.

私は日本語を話しません。
~EvilOrgasm:iconEvilOrgasm: 5 days 1 hour ago
Tell them Large Marge sent you. :evileye:
=Abfc:iconAbfc: 5 days 21 hours ago
As do I... Shall we continue it regardless?

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Faith in Humanity Points: -1921/365
Since May 1.

私は日本語を話しません。
~EvilOrgasm:iconEvilOrgasm: 5 days 21 hours ago
Wow, I feel a sense of hopelessness in this conversation. :lol:
~xtl:iconxtl: May 11, 2008, 5:20:32 AM
Hello~
Thank you so much for the faves >3<!!

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sorry for my poor english becoz i'm french ^^;
=Abfc:iconAbfc: May 10, 2008, 9:23:42 PM
I know you did. :lol: That's why I remembered to watch you. X3

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私は日本語を話しません。
~Celphirio:iconCelphirio: May 10, 2008, 9:03:02 PM
thanks for the :+fav: darling!

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" Okay Edward, but your gonna have to show me something someday :D "
~EvilOrgasm:iconEvilOrgasm: May 10, 2008, 8:01:56 PM
Why do they claim it watch? :lol:
It's so comical...anyway, don't sweat it, I beat you to it. :aww:
~moonsnow:iconmoonsnow: May 9, 2008, 5:51:12 PM
;)

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=mmitsdesign:iconmmitsdesign: May 9, 2008, 12:51:34 PM
thanks for the favs:)
~Getaro:iconGetaro: May 9, 2008, 11:59:50 AM
Anytime EvilOrgasm!!! :love:
=Abfc:iconAbfc: May 8, 2008, 8:21:38 PM
Funny, after I wrote that comment I forgot to watch you. :slow:

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私は日本語を話しません。
~EvilOrgasm:iconEvilOrgasm: May 8, 2008, 8:09:09 PM
I CARE



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~EvilOrgasm:iconEvilOrgasm: May 8, 2008, 8:08:46 PM
:B I love you too
~EvilOrgasm:iconEvilOrgasm: May 8, 2008, 8:08:08 PM
Aw, sorry for the late reply but it is no less importantly returned to you! :aww: :heart:
~EvilOrgasm:iconEvilOrgasm: May 8, 2008, 8:07:11 PM
Lol, twas no problem at all :)